dexbonus:

boaillustration:

Happy Birthday, Dodger! 

I can’t believe I never reblogged this. So cool thank you! <3

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

  • parents: *yells at you*
  • parents: *screams at you*
  • parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
  • me: *raises voice slightly*
  • parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down
  • risarei:

    finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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    tortillah:

    i eat godiva chocolate because i read it as “go diva” and its very encouraging.  like at least this bar of chocolate believes in me

    trenchcoatinimpala:

    things you don’t point out about people:

    • acne
    • cuts
    • Scars
    • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
    • fat rolls/curves
    • how much/how little they’re eating
    • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
    • How fat they are.
    • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
    • If they sweat a lot

    don’t do it

    don’t

    my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

    boyzwhat:

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