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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

insecuredragon:

tfw he cuts it too short
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branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

chihirofujisaiki:

when someone says “i dont want to” or “i dont feel comfortable” dont you fucking dare tell them that thats not a good excuse if they dont want to fucking do it dont make them do it oh ymg fFUCKING GOD

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

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Anonymous asked:
Does amount of time matter when going down on a girl or will you down til she's wiped?

rhapsodybrohemian:

If she don’t cum, my time ain’t done.